在古老的中国,神话故事不仅是传递智慧和文化的重要手段,也经常以幽默风趣的方式讲述。这些故事如同时光机器,能够带我们穿越到那个充满奇幻色彩、荒诞不经的时代,让我们在追寻真理的同时,不得不忍俊利颈。以下是100个精心挑选的中国神话故事英文版,它们将带给你一场独特而欢乐的心灵之旅。

1. The Monkey King's Mischief

Sun Wukong, the mischievous monkey king from "Journey to the West," once turned himself into a woman to flirt with a beautiful fairy. His attempts at seduction ended in hilarious failure.

2. The Laughing Buddha's Joke

Budai, the laughing Buddha, was known for his humor and wisdom. One day, he told a joke so funny that it caused all of heaven and earth to shake with laughter.

3. Chang'e and the Moon Rabbit

Chang'e, the goddess of the moon, had a pet rabbit that loved to play tricks on her. One day, it hid all of her precious elixirs and she had to search high and low for them.

4. The Cowherd's Dumb Ox

A cowherd once possessed an ox that could speak only in riddles. When asked how much milk it would give each day, it replied: "As much as you can carry."

5. The Weaving Maiden's Web of Deceit

The weaving maiden Zhang Fei was tasked with weaving clouds for heaven but accidentally created a web so fine that even gods couldn't escape its snare.

以上只是一些开胃菜式的小品,我们接下来进入正题——那些更为深入浅出的幽默元素所构成的一系列连环笑话。

The Heaven & Earth Series

6-10: Heaven & Earth Play Hide-and-Seek

In these stories from ancient China,

Heaven played hide-and-seek with Earth.

Each time they found each other,

They laughed until their bellies hurt.

Their joyous laughter echoed across

the land, bringing happiness

to all who heard it.

11-15: Gods' Misunderstandings

Once upon a time in ancient China,

a god sent an angel down

to fetch some water.

But while fetching water,

the angel saw his own reflection

in a pool of water and thought there was another god behind him.

So he bowed twice before returning home,

which confused both him and God greatly.

Animal Kingdom Stories

16-20: Animal Pranks

One sunny afternoon in ancient China,

a group of animals decided to play pranks on one another.

The fox pretended to be friendly towards everyone else;

but secretly plotted against them.

However when he tried to trick them using his cunning wits,

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